A Miscut so bad it makes you seasick

Just a short addendum from the mailbag stuff for a few days: 

David from CardBored.com also included this Nolan Ryan miscut for the trashed set in his recent package.  It fully qualifies on condition alone, but it occurred to me a I had some other miscuts and bad prints that I'm going to start adding.  

I don't need something that's just a bit off center or only slightly out of register.  I want cards that are practically cut in half like Don Money of the Pirates here, wait...what?

Or what can only be some kind of topps experiment with 3D printing.  

Or miscuts that are so off center and angled so wrong that it makes you sea sick to look at it.  

I don't think any edges are truly parallel and they aren't even square with each other.  HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?  When alcohol and knives are used in the same setting this is what happens. Yes I'll trade for these if you have something that'll fit in any of my Frankensets.